You might of heard by now about Gullfrezi – the seagull who went dumpster diving in a vat of discarded chicken tikka masala outside a curry factory. “We think he was fishing out chicken and fell in. He would normally have been able to take off from water but the curry was too thick and gloopy. He would have drowned had they not found him in there.”
My first thought was that he looks like Donald Trump.
My second was that he’d make a better president of the USA.
