No, it’s not me giving them away, but there’s a sompetition at http://wordznerd.wordpress.com/2012/02/20/100th-post-100-word-creative-challenge-win-a-book-and-a-critique/ Debz Hobbs-Wyatt wants you to write the opening of a story or novel (unpublished!) in exactly 100 words, and the prize will go to the best hook.