Flash Fiction Online want to buy my Feghoot, “The Mummy’s Curse” for the April 2009 issue. It’s a long wait, but a great market, so I’m chuffed.
What’s a Feghoot? It’s a very short story ending in a groan-worthy pun. I’ve got three on my website: “Caught in the Oort”, “Oh Baby!” and “Conan the Librarian”
The editor of Flash Fiction Online described “The Mummy’s Curse” as “pretty funny, in a painful may-I-please-poke-my-eyeballs-out sort of way”.
You have been warned. Proceed at your own risk.