Has anybody seen my enthusiasm?
Has anybody seen my enthusiasm? She’s been gone since Blue Monday and I’ve looked everywhere. I’ve a horrible feeling that she’s got out onto the Internet. She’s larger than most, her fur is a lovely silky cream colour with chocolate socks and snout, and there’s a corkscrew at the end of her tail, where it got caught in my twisted sense of humour. If you see her, please tell her…